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2 systems are down

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Systems

What the engine measured about itself

The engine is not probed from outside: it answers through the surfaces above, not on a hostname of its own. These are its own measurements, and each carries the window it was taken over.

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commands sequenced in the last 24 hours. Every one of them is on disk, in order, before it is answered.

Every line above came out of a check that ran on this request: the systems are probed from this server over the same public hostnames your code uses, and a system is green because it answered, not because anyone believed it would. The measurements are the cell's own, pushed every minute, read back just now.